PIKE
"We're gonna need a bigger plate."
I saw a couple of kids fishing near a bridge
STAMP DUTY
Terry meets Julie
Waterloo Station
Every Friday night
But I am so lazy
Don't want to wander
I
A THOUSAND PIECES
Just a quick one before bed, I promise.
After reading a social media post about the greatest recorded performances of
X IS FOR XENNIAL
"The Gen Xer fears the power level of the Xennial." - Anon
Perhaps it’s apt that George
SOMETHING STUPID
"More of a singles collection than a proper album [...] Much of this has a rock-oriented pop production, complete with
LAYABOUT (FRAGMENT 2)
Nemo finally reappeared outside Castle Camelot, but in his drunken daze, Arthur couldn’t be entirely sure if the fish
SLAM DUNK
Sidney Deane: [to Billy] Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There'
COME TO LIFE
Being stuck in a hole mentally is no fun, though sometimes it’s best to relax, sit in the darkness,
LAYABOUT (A FRAGMENT)
Ever since Arthur was a young boy, his father, Merlin, had taught him all about the virtues of being a
STATUE STRIPPERS
In a recent Guardian article referring to Clive of India as an "asset stripper," I couldn’t help