Aug
19
PIKE
"We're gonna need a bigger plate."
I saw a couple of kids fishing near a bridge
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Aug
18
STAMP DUTY
Terry meets Julie
Waterloo Station
Every Friday night
But I am so lazy
Don't want to wander
I
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Aug
17
A THOUSAND PIECES
Just a quick one before bed, I promise.
After reading a social media post about the greatest recorded performances of
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Aug
17
X IS FOR XENNIAL
"The Gen Xer fears the power level of the Xennial." - Anon
Perhaps it’s apt that George
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Aug
16
SOMETHING STUPID
"More of a singles collection than a proper album [...] Much of this has a rock-oriented pop production, complete with
2 min read
Aug
15
LAYABOUT (FRAGMENT 2)
Nemo finally reappeared outside Castle Camelot, but in his drunken daze, Arthur couldn’t be entirely sure if the fish
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Aug
15
SLAM DUNK
Sidney Deane: [to Billy] Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There'
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Aug
15
COME TO LIFE
Being stuck in a hole mentally is no fun, though sometimes it’s best to relax, sit in the darkness,
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Aug
14
LAYABOUT (A FRAGMENT)
Ever since Arthur was a young boy, his father, Merlin, had taught him all about the virtues of being a
2 min read
Aug
13
STATUE STRIPPERS
In a recent Guardian article referring to Clive of India as an "asset stripper," I couldn’t help
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