OBLIVIOUS

I woke up with a banging hangover on my way to a brunch date only to find this pop-up stall handing out free cocktails. So here I am just wasting some time with a frozen watermelon and Yuzu alcohol-free margarita and feeling like a million dollars once again. The sun is shining and everyone around me is smiling and for those few that aren't, I'm telling you they ain't clouding over my happiness on this fine June Friday morning in my beautiful London.

As an influencer, I get as much hate as I get fake love. Lately, I've had a couple of my rivals papping me and betraying my clean living persona online thinking they could ruin me. Keep dreaming bitches. Some of my sponsors want some answers but I'm just pretending I have no idea what they're on about. Told them to leave me alone as it's mental health awareness week. Or was that last week? Haha! I really don't care. Oblivious is my one-word mantra of late and so far I've managed to stick to its dictionary meaning which I've been applying like gospel to my daily life. I got the idea from a TikTok trend where you pick a random word from a dictionary and try and make use of it for one whole week. Man, this cocktail is so good. You should honestly try it. Might go back and get another one. Or three.

Not feeling the idea of this date, to be honest. Good looking guy but seems more in love with himself than he could ever be with me. I've had too many situationships recently and really don't need another one. Right now I just want to be by myself so I might just fuck it off and go sunbathe in the park instead, maybe do a hungover live stream and take on my haters. They don't stand a chance in my current era.

I'm telling you this queen right here is halfway through 2023 and remains undefeated.

Nearly broke my tooth crunching down on that last ice cube tho.