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Aug
19

PIKE

"We're gonna need a bigger plate." I saw a couple of kids fishing near a bridge
2 min read
Aug
18

STAMP DUTY

Terry meets Julie Waterloo Station Every Friday night But I am so lazy Don't want to wander I
3 min read
Aug
17

A THOUSAND PIECES

Just a quick one before bed, I promise. After reading a social media post about the greatest recorded performances of
1 min read
Aug
17

X IS FOR XENNIAL

"The Gen Xer fears the power level of the Xennial." - Anon Perhaps it’s apt that George Lucas’
3 min read
Aug
16

SOMETHING STUPID

"More of a singles collection than a proper album [...] Much of this has a rock-oriented pop production, complete
2 min read
Aug
15

LAYABOUT (FRAGMENT 2)

Nemo finally reappeared outside Castle Camelot, but in his drunken daze, Arthur couldn’t be entirely sure if the fish
2 min read
Aug
15

SLAM DUNK

Sidney Deane: [to Billy] Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There'
2 min read
Aug
15

COME TO LIFE

Being stuck in a hole mentally is no fun, though sometimes it’s best to relax, sit in the darkness,
1 min read
Aug
14

LAYABOUT (A FRAGMENT)

Ever since Arthur was a young boy, his father, Merlin, had taught him all about the virtues of being a
2 min read
Aug
13

STATUE STRIPPERS

In a recent Guardian article referring to Clive of India as an "asset stripper," I couldn’t help
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