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Apr
26

BEWARE OF YOUNG GIRLS

Beware of young girls Who come to the door Wistful and pale of twenty and four Delivering daisies with delicate
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Apr
26

KANYE WEST AND THE TEMPLE OF PORN

Some of you may remember the scene in the 1984 Steven Spielberg movie, 'Indiana Jones And The Temple Of
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Apr
24

THE MUSIC OF GHOSTS

I'm told that if you stand outside the grounds of Gloucester Cathedral late at night and shut your
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Apr
23

THREE SAINTS WALK INTO A BAR

Three saints walk into St. Patrick's bar. "I'll get these, George, as you've
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Apr
21

THE TROLL KING

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in't." - William Shakespeare Feigned madness is a
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Apr
21

I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND

It's the handhold that's got the entire world of boxing talking i.e was it consensual
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Apr
19

OZMOSIS

"If you lose your imagination, you're like a hollow shell." - Fairuza Bulk (Dorothy) Having recently
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Apr
11

OJ

Not since Desdemona's handkerchief in Shakespeare's 'Othello' has there been an article of clothing
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Apr
06

IN PRAISE OF SHADOWS (AND TOILETS!)

Dedicated to my sensei of the blue sky mind, PW. Now all the hullabaloo of the 2024 Oscars has finally
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Apr
01

CRAZY ABOUT DRUM CRAZY

There are few things in life as satisfyingly perfect as a top tier MGM dance sequence and few more perfect
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